Two Turtles

I felt like posting something a little different for everybody ...
to lighten up all the tension...

Two Turtles

Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first turtle turns to the second and says, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."

"No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."

"I promise I won't," says the turtle. "Just hurry!"

Six full days pass and there's still no sign of the second turtle. But the first turtle reminds himself, a promise is a promise. Another couple of days pass, but the turtle again reminds himself a promise is a promise. Finally after 10 full days of waiting exasperated and starving, the first turtle can't take it anymore and decides to open up a sandwhich. Suddenly, the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it! I'm not fu@king going!"