i'll built you a new one

This bike will take you to places, you dont have to worry about chains falling off or getting stuck, it will be constructed using liquid titanium (just like that bad dude from terminator2) it will have rocket launchers and missiles so nobody can stand on your way. It will have a tonic jell seat, that will directly suit and tone your butt cheeks and you no longer have to worry about ass cramp....you wont be disappointed!...batteries not included.