Men Are Like Bananas

Men Are Like Bananas

* Men are like...Bananas...The older they get, the less
firm they are.

* Men are like...Vacations...They never seem to be long
enough.

* Men are like...Weather...Nothing can be done to
change them.

* Men are like...Blenders...You need One, but you're
not quite sure why.

* Men are like.Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.

* Men are like...Coffee...The best ones are rich, warm,
& can keep you up all night long.

* Men are like...Commercials...You can't believe a word
they say.

* Men are like...Department Stores. Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.

* Men are like...Government Bonds...They take soooooooo
long to mature.

* Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first
sign of emotion.

* Men are like...Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only
for a little while.

* Men are like...Snowstorms...You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long
it will last.

* Men are like...Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not
very bright.

* Men are like...Parking Spots...All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.