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[Girl With a funny voice]: What language did you first speak as a child?

[Ray]: Java

[Girl With a funny voice]: What language do you primarily speak at home?

[Ray]: Perl and English.

[Girl With a funny voice]: So which one is it? Perly or English?

[Ray]: Hmmm...I'd say English...Actually Perl

[Girl With a funny voice]: Perl?

[Ray]: Yup (with sinister smile)