Monday, March 15, 2004

Raptors theory

They are becoming the blue jays. Fans are getting too used to them. I used to be a hard core fan who had to watch every game. They are way too frustrating to watch though. Most of the time, it's a waste of time. Time is something I don't have. I hope they can swing things in the other direction.


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// Damn Straight
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Ok Dy likes the cleverness of this email forward:

MARRIAGE:

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the
milk for free."

Here is an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

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// Crossing the chasm
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A recently landed chinese family got lost after leaving Scarborough Town Centre. After realizing what Scarborough was like, they attempted to hitch hike back to China on the 401.

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// Speaking of Scarborough
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I was speaking with two of my CS buddies yesterday after class. One of them recently got a co-op job in Scarborough. After hearing the news, my other buddy asks, "Are they going to subsidize your gun?"

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